fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hot-spockets)

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(via blasphemous-lies-and-deceit)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

(Source: wrenhavens, via blasphemous-lies-and-deceit)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

image

google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via sincityprophet)

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

(via sculptor-of-minds)

oate:

5kz:

malformalady:

Stretched cheek piercings

the hell

oate:

5kz:

malformalady:

Stretched cheek piercings

the hell

(via sincityprophet)

tittysmuggler:

lizthefangirl:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

quock

What the figgety fuck is a subliminal heart attack

(Source: iraffiruse, via hot-spockets)

all-the-marvelous-avengers:

clashing-plaids:

I am a mature adult doing mature adult things.

This deserves so many more notes

all-the-marvelous-avengers:

clashing-plaids:

I am a mature adult doing mature adult things.

This deserves so many more notes

(via hot-spockets)